|It has never been determined whether the early bird enjoys the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the extra sleep.
There is no sense arguing with people so stupid they don't know that you have the better of them.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with Unicorn.
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked. - Lord Chesterfield
One of the greatest joys in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Nothing makes life look brighter than a stroke of good luck immediately following a stroke of bad luck.
War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
The thought that disaster is impossible often leads to unthinkable disaster. - The Titanic Effect
STRESS: That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
REALITY: Man's attempt to rationalize the illusions that his mind creates in order to understand the world around him.
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.- Albert Einstein
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time--a tremendous whack. - Winston Churchill
To the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name knowledge. - Ambrose Bierce
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject, and how to avoid them. - Werner Heisenberg
Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. - Elbert Hubbard